25-year-old programmer single manual

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25-year-old programmer single manual

I am a programmer, 25 years old, single. The following is my life, friends, sports, leisure, love, work, work, the seven major anthropogenic law, with friends, Right's place hopes that you can learn, Wrong's place, I hope you have not changed it yet. .

1. life

Wrong: In two minutes, brush your teeth every day, the button is not buckled with Right: get up one hour in advance, spend five minutes to brush your teeth, take a shower, pick the clothes to go to work: Every morning, after buying A pack of smoke, I don't have breakfast, I have been a lot of Right: I have listened to milk after the supermarket, and others are interested in individuals.

WRONG: I have a bubble that I eat McDonald's stomach, or I have finished eating the instant noodles yesterday. Right: Rent a kitchen house, go to the supermarket to buy a cuisine, add a beer, some people come to add a pair of tableware

WRONG: I never cleaned up the room, it is necessary to live alone. Right: Drag once a week, wash clothes, clean up the house, environmental impact; buy a bunch of flowers, use a fragrant agent is good

WRONG: never slept earlier than 1 point, can't sleep, my eyes caught up with Panda. Right: Take a hot bath, it will be very sleepy

2. friend

WRONG: Friends are to eat together and drink together, except for colleagues. Right: There is a longer than yourself, he can guide your life; there is a technical friend on the Internet, you can help you at work; there is one or two friends, don't dare to dry someone The thing; some play friends, I will not be bored when I am free; I know friends, I am not looking for, QQ is bubbled seven or eight MMs are reluctant.

3. movement

WRONG :: One day is exhausted, don't want to move right: sports is the best relaxation

Wrong: I can't move it, you look at my body Right: Don't be embarrassed to the gym show your body, this never lifts the day.

WRONG: I never interested in exercise Right: Actually, exercise is the easiest addictive 4. Leisure

WRONG: My biggest hobby is when a spider is moving online. Right: You should go out, or find the book to read.

WRONG: I am a path blind, and the place where I leave live, I have to play back, and the place where the place is not known to know that there are nearby movies, go there to drink tea, go there to have a delicious delicious

WRONG: I don't smoke, don't drink Right: Are you a programmer? Smoking can find inspiration, drink can find friends.

5. love

WRONG: I believe in love at first sight, believe in the fate, and don't need further expressed. Right: Forget it, still take out sincerity and perseverance to touch the other party, to do the hard work to enjoy it.

WRONG: I am too lazy to find a girlfriend, the woman is too late; don't mention this, I am very painful ~ Right: If you can't eat grapes, you can't escape the desire of your heart.

WRONG: I have thought about it, I always can't touch the right Right: You must have a look at the back of the back, the next time I will say that the courage can meet you, as long as you don't receive a slap, you can continue Try it. (Of course, you must first be handsome to she can't bear to start) WRONG: I think, I want to start from the network, or see how Hgame, how is the hardcore DVD Right: ~! @ # $% ^ & * ... ... is still starting with the reality.

By the way, I believe that the programmer is not too much, it is, there is no time to come too much.

6. the work

WRONG: The programmer is youth, when can I jump out from the back hill: I have entered this door, when I don't do it, I have to play the wood people from the main entrance.

WRONG: Long working hours, overtime without overtime, the environment is also old, the fruit of the lunch is a rotten Right: We spend this difficulties, the product listing will be better. Appropriate vent, but don't let the conversation end in the complaint.

WRONG: Don't think, I am betting this must not be achieved! Right: There is still a doubt in this middle, I will do an assessment first, give you a detailed document. Convince your superiors, you have to have it.

WRONG: This problem, oh, or give it to me. Right: There are some documents here. You look at it, there is a problem to ask me. Let the newcomer grow up quickly become your leftham right arm.

WRONG: Ah, I forgot Checkin, wait a minute, now Right: Don't make a small mistake in the details of the place, although it is not a problem, it will reduce your own prestige.

WRONG: This is definitely not my problem right: never do so confidence

Wrong: My module is too exquisite, delayed a little time Right: We successfully arrived this milestone, everything is heavy in the project.

7. cause

WRONG: I will be useful, Andaling the day, the treasure sword, directly hanging the clouds, the sea, the microsoft, stepping on him, put on, I step on, step on, step on ... Right: all age, still Dream

WRONG: I have fallen Right: I can't be like him.

WRONG: Can't succeed once, but unremitting payment will be successful Right: How many failed did you experience?

You said that I am hypocritical, I am hypocritical, hypocrisy, there is a kind heart, it is not hypocritical, it is humility.

Cooperate, single programmers.

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